[Robbie]

are far to skatty when you get back to yours @ 5:30 and realise you aint getting in cause you've got no keys! :S had to sleep on bench in my backgarden this morning till 8am! :(

[phalanx]

Lol i can remember being about 17 , going out to Corkers in Urmston ( little dive that it was ) and then hoping to spend the night at my then girlfriends house. That was a nono because her mum was in so i made my merry drunken way home only to find my caring parents had locked the bloody door and put the little catch thingy down on the yale lock. Dint want to wake them up and have the usual bollocking so ended up wandering around for an hour until i decided to try and egt some sleep in a little wooded area behind Trafford General hospital. scariest Fuckin nights sleep ive ever had.

Last night was an ok one apart from having to wait outside the pub with with my girlfriend to make sure 2 girls one 15 one 16 got in a taxi home ok cos i promised on of the girls boyfriend that id look after them . waited from 11.30 till 1 in the fuckin morning twunts . Although one of the girls had a fake leg and when the other girl just decided to pull it off out of the blue the mixture of alchohol and pure shock did have me pissin my sides for a bit. ;D