[shudder]

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

- I do physical labor.
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
- I work in a damp environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in high temperatures.
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

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The Response

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the rguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

- You do not work 8 hours straight.
- You fall asleep after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
- You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
- You will retire well before you are 65.
- You are unable to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

[marky]

[slappywag]

Superb!

Also the poor P. Niss lives by 2 nuts and his next closest neighbour is an asshole. The poor fella gets beaten regularly to such an extent he throws up!