Like, uh, really introduce yourself:
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Hi! My name's Dan from Essex, and I'm new to 3phonestuff.com. I find it quite overwhelming how easy it is to access free porn on this website, and I especially like the "XXX Videos" forum. 
Just wanted to say whats up, eat shit and live, see you on the boards!
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Don't do a drive by introduction:
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Yo I'm Dan i like boobies sk33t sk33t
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You'll get much better responses from people if you give them something to go on.
HEY WAIT - Read this before you introduce yourself 
